Four Garfields of the Apocalypse

He'll never HAVE to do mornings after this.

Back to the Zits as of tomorrow!

The Love Has Gone Out of Our Marriage

At least they still have their barely disguised hatred of one another to keep them going.

Inter-Office Realtionships

Sexual Harassment is never funny. Except for right now.

Cathy Cuts Deep

I mean, that's what Cathy's all about anyway.

In This Corner...Man-Fiction!

As a comics community, it is sometimes good to look beyond our borders. Newspaper comics are an archaic and mysterious beast with which we enter a deadly and erotic dance every day.

In this spirit, Better Zits would like to present you with a little something called "Man-Fiction": a dramatic reinterpretation of the daily comics. Please enjoy these saucy and surreal re-imaginings. And never fear! For those of you only in it for the Zits, they'll be bettering again by next week.

Fantasy Preggers

But what about the "Success Through Abstinence" lecture at THE Temple? Jeremy, didn't you learn anything?

Wave of the Future

Yes, flannel will still be popular in forty years.

Uh-oh! Call Back!

As if we'd let "travertine" be forgotten. But don't worry, Jeremy. We've done our homework, thank you very much!

NOOOOOOOOOAAAA!

So that's where he went! Also, "travertine"?

One Night Stand

I would really like to hear the "Roll!" sound effect in day to day life.

Maytag Hits the Newstand the Only Way it Knows How

$200? Well I never!

Dorsalgia

I don't think this qualifies as enough of a tender moment for Walt to be clasping his son's shoulder so gently.

Happy Lesson Part III

Thanks for sticking with us through this three part riff-stravaganza!
The only thing left to do now is figure out how Walt is holding that cup A: with no fingers and B: with no handle. Discuss.

Happy Lesson Part II

Well, not counting Chad. Look forward to tomorrow's THIRD INSTALLMENT OF OUR HAPPY LESSON!

Happy Lesson Part I

Hey ya'll! This here is a SPECIAL THREE PART EDITION of Better Zits. This particular strip yielded a lot of riffs this time around so we decided to share them all. Stay tuned!

"Bad Hare Day"-Not Affiliated with R.L. Stine

Geez, why even have children?

Affirmative Action

That's really not cool, especially now that Obama's in office.

PSA: Mono

Maybe it would be easier to prevent lip damage in the Zits universe if people had chins. Just sayin'.

HOT Abstinence Only Education

Well, it's about time that I get over to THE temple.

What? Why?

Jerry, Jim, gettin' a little vague here, guys. Come on.