Thursday, April 30, 2009

For Your Eyes Only

Do I go to your house and tell you how to file your files?! Do I go to your house and tell you how to fill in your featureless backgrounds?!

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Yoga Void

Mothers of the future-TODAY!

Monday, April 27, 2009


This is too good to better.

Thursday, April 23, 2009

Teens are Unclean and Care About the Earth

It might not be that weird. We don't even know what the rest of the room looks like!
By the way, Sally Forth knows how to handle its Earth Days.

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

A Panel Worth 1,000 Texts

They'd be a lot lighter, about the same weight as a lasagna. Like this one.

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

In the Dead of Blue-Filter Night

ExCUSE me, Moon? We're trying to make a joke about teenagers and how they don't "do" mornings, so if you could just wane your way out of the panel that'd be great. Oh, and take that night sky with you, thanks.

Monday, April 20, 2009

Laundry Dayze

How much of Jeremy's relationship with his parents is based around his clothes? 80%?

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Teen for a Day

I am mesmerized by the emblem on the floor for some reason.
Also, "Teens?! Hilarious! Cut and print."

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Man House

He won't remember.

Monday, April 13, 2009

Well, I Can't Explain

I guess this is supposed to be some skateboard-centric disaster, but riddle me this! Who can possibly skate on a board that's only five inches wide, HMMM? Think about it.

Friday, April 10, 2009


He's no David Caruso, I'll tell you that much.

Thursday, April 9, 2009

Mid-Life Crisis

When you're one of the main characters of a newspaper comic, your life is probably as simple as it gets. You have to make, what? Three different jokes every week?

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Tuesday, April 7, 2009


He'll just have to touch her boob and find out.

Monday, April 6, 2009

Friday, April 3, 2009

Balanced Breakfast

My fertility doctor said the same thing! HEY-O!

Thursday, April 2, 2009

Sudden Sniffer's Death

Also he can't wear it because it's not purple flannel.

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Reality Schmeality!

I keep tellin' ya', you get a house designed by M.C. Escher and you're gonna' get this.