Mid-Life Crisis

When you're one of the main characters of a newspaper comic, your life is probably as simple as it gets. You have to make, what? Three different jokes every week?

One Night Stand, But Again

They always say that.

Continuity

He'll just have to touch her boob and find out.

"Crash" by David Cronenberg

FINALLY! A penis joke!

Balanced Breakfast

My fertility doctor said the same thing! HEY-O!

Sudden Sniffer's Death

Also he can't wear it because it's not purple flannel.

Reality Schmeality!

I keep tellin' ya', you get a house designed by M.C. Escher and you're gonna' get this.