For Your Eyes Only

Do I go to your house and tell you how to file your files?! Do I go to your house and tell you how to fill in your featureless backgrounds?!

Yoga Void

Mothers of the future-TODAY!

Uhhhhhhhh...

This is too good to better.

Teens are Unclean and Care About the Earth

It might not be that weird. We don't even know what the rest of the room looks like!
By the way, Sally Forth knows how to handle its Earth Days.

A Panel Worth 1,000 Texts

They'd be a lot lighter, about the same weight as a lasagna. Like this one.

In the Dead of Blue-Filter Night

ExCUSE me, Moon? We're trying to make a joke about teenagers and how they don't "do" mornings, so if you could just wane your way out of the panel that'd be great. Oh, and take that night sky with you, thanks.

Laundry Dayze

How much of Jeremy's relationship with his parents is based around his clothes? 80%?

Teen for a Day

I am mesmerized by the emblem on the floor for some reason.
Also, "Teens?! Hilarious! Cut and print."

Man House

He won't remember.

Well, I Can't Explain

I guess this is supposed to be some skateboard-centric disaster, but riddle me this! Who can possibly skate on a board that's only five inches wide, HMMM? Think about it.

CSI: ZITS

He's no David Caruso, I'll tell you that much.

Mid-Life Crisis

When you're one of the main characters of a newspaper comic, your life is probably as simple as it gets. You have to make, what? Three different jokes every week?

One Night Stand, But Again

They always say that.

Continuity

He'll just have to touch her boob and find out.

"Crash" by David Cronenberg

FINALLY! A penis joke!

Balanced Breakfast

My fertility doctor said the same thing! HEY-O!

Sudden Sniffer's Death

Also he can't wear it because it's not purple flannel.

Reality Schmeality!

I keep tellin' ya', you get a house designed by M.C. Escher and you're gonna' get this.