Fishy List

That must be one crowded bra. Personally, I just wish that sardines were Tarako.

That's not true.

ALSO! Better Zits has lacked an official schedule in terms of updates. So, we have made an executive decision to try and update Monday through Friday!

Soap on a Rope, Fun on the Bun

Green (word balloon) With Envy

Nothing wrong with a woman getting gussied up for her son every once in a while.

Memory Lapse

Hahaha! Boys are different that girls.
But seriously, anterograde amnesia is probably one of the saddest things in the world.

No Laughing Matter

Colorless, odorless, tasteless, and ROCKIN'!

I wouldn't pump up those jams, if I were you.

Womb Envy

You and me both, buddy.

Your Tubes

That crazy kid is at it again! The only question is, "whose kid is he?"

Family Reunion

I suppose she's kind of like the Jerry Blank of Zits.

Non-corporeal Vienna Beef

One Lovin' Mother

Here we have Jeremy putting an interesting Oedipal spin on the classic line from Jerry McGuire.

In The Beginning